batyatoon | Tonight on AIM: Impromptu Crack Theatre

Or, It Was Late And We Were Tired.

batyatoon: *yawning yawnishly* I have no idea why I am so tired.
newredshoes: I know why I'm tired! :-) And I also wish that whosever beeping alarm is out there NOT SHUTTING UP would cease to do so. *grumps at it*
batyatoon: yeah, well, you've been traveling.
batyatoon: I have no such escuse. :-(
newredshoes: You are in New York! It is... naturally exhausting?
batyatoon: ... by that logic, though, I should be this tired all the time. Which I'm generally not!
newredshoes: --hey look, a bunny! What logic?
batyatoon: -- bunny! *goes chasing it*
newredshoes: *fingersteeples*
batyatoon: *comes back proudly carrying a blue bunny* Caught it!
newredshoes: *blinks, startled* We meet again! *backs away from the bunny*
newredshoes: That's -- not the bunny you were supposed to catch!
batyatoon: Bunny: *eyes you and pawsteeples*
newredshoes: *presses self against a wall!* I saw you go over that waterfall in '82! We all saw it! You and that fiendish device you were captaining! How is this possible?
batyatoon: Bunny: *laughs maniacally* Fools! You saw what I wanted you to see! And now we meet again, but this time the advantage is mine!
batyatoon: *looks down at bunny* ...So, uh ... you guys have met.
newredshoes: *sheepish* We used to be mortal enemies.
newredshoes: I won that time, but apparently nemeses don't go away quite that easily.
batyatoon: Bunny: *sulks* You did not win. You just had a temporary advantage.
newredshoes: Yes, that's usually called winning!
newredshoes: That's when you're supposed to say, "You haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeee!" and then disappear before the credits roll.
batyatoon: (*cracking up*)
newredshoes: (IMPROMPTU CRACK FTW.)