okay, so some of you have heard this before

[batyatoon]

This is what happens when you listen to Beatles music while cleaning house for Pesach.

Set to a possibly recognizeable tune:

Winter's here, spring is coming
The whole house is humming
The Passover season is due
And at the end of the day
I will seal things away,
And I'll sell all my leaven to you.

I'll be cleaning my kitchen
My dishes I'm switchin'
(Remember that dairy is blue!)
And at the end of the day
I will seal things away,
And I'll sell all my leaven to you.

All my leaven, I will sell to you.
All my leaven, 'cause you are not a Jew.
All my leaven, ooh, all my leaven...

*facepalm*

Comments

[dimloep-suum.livejournal.com]

*so, so much love*

[sunavatar.livejournal.com]

*horrified laughter*

[samethreechords.livejournal.com]

I would be honored to have all your leaven.

[mtgat]

You did a bad, bad thing.

I'm honored to know you.

[cleverthylacine]

Last night, I found myself singing,

"Look for the Union label, 'cause there is treif in the stupidest things..."

Luckily, that was as far as that went.

[batyatoon]

er ... to what tune?

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

*groan*

[doeeyedbunny.livejournal.com]

*laughter*
Chag Sameach!

[braider.livejournal.com]

I am *so* glad I'm not at work yet. My coworkers would be giving me funny looks.

[dotsomething.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

Priceless!

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

And now I'm tempted to write "The Yeast of my Kind"

[batyatoon]

Covered in plastic bags
Labeled with chametz tags
Shut in the cupboard, sealed with tape...

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Can't eat a single one
Least, not 'til Pesach's done
Cover the table with cloth we drape


(although that's a really weak rhyme)

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

*applause*

[sweetmusic-27.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

*mmph*

*falls over laughing*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Oy.
Vey.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

*LOVE*

[evillittletwit.livejournal.com]

*was sent here*

*adores*

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

you really are freakin' amazing at that.

[piemancer]

I sang that for my friend; she'd like a copy of the words & a performance by phone (for her grandma) tomorrow. Would that be ok?

[gimmeahand.livejournal.com]

Ilove both of them!!! Make sure sdavido gets them for his collection!

By the way, a comment from Mike:

The thought of all those Jews searching all the corners of the house with flashlights & candles for Pesach --

C.S.I. Borough Park! (Chametz Scene Investigation)

[gimmeahand.livejournal.com]

"Cover the table with cloth we drape,"

How about, "Mustn't let even a crumb escape!"

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Oh, that works!

[gimmeahand.livejournal.com]

How about about putting all these together with agrumer's "Banned From Egypt", & making a Pesach Hymnal?

Um...

[jimmyknocker.livejournal.com]

Didn't I leave a comment here?

*GKJD*
(I could have sworn I said something in this space.)

[disafan.livejournal.com]

Shlock Rock did the same parody, although shorter, on their 10th anniversary edition, fyi.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

*wanders over at some point in procrastination cycle*

OW.

I will never be able to get it out of my head now.

Have some Manischewitz pseudo-cake.