I ATEN'T DEAD

[batyatoon]

AM IN INTERNET CAFE IN GOLDERS GREEN LONDON STOP

LONDON IS DISTURBINGLY LIKE MANHATTAN IN ALTOGETHER TOO MANY RESPECTS STOP

HAVE BEEN TO MORNINGTON CRESCENT I WIN STOP

MORE ABOUT TRIP SO FAR WILL WAIT AS DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME ALSO HAVE NOT YET LOOKED AT ANY LINKS LEFT FOR ME STOP

CON STARTS TOMORROW WISH ME LUCK STOP

-B.

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I LIKE MANHATTAN

[the-magician.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU ARE TYPING IN ALL CAPS STOP
IT IS TOO LOUD STOP
IT IS MAKING ME FALL INTO A COMA COMMA
AND MAKING MY TUMMY HURT COLON
OR AT LEAST THE UPPER PART SEMI-COLON
IF I ASK MARK WILL HE AGREE QUESTION-MARK
YOU KNOW HE USED TO BE A JAPANESE SHELL FISH EX-CLAM-ASIAN-MARK
BUT I MUST GO AS I HAVE BEEN AT WORK FOR AN EPOCH PERIOD
MUST GO TO CONVENTION AND GREET FANS HYPHEN
NEED TO GO QUICKLY ON THE MOTORWAY M-DASH
STOPPING ONLY TO PICK UP MY HAT DROP-CAP
AND AVOID THE PARACHUTE TRAINING GROUND PARA-MARK

(grin!)

And yes Mornington Crescent you win (my favourite little Japanese restaurant is around the corner from Mornington Crescent station).

See you in Basingstoke in a few hours time.