Meme-ory Lane, v.2.

[batyatoon]

Ganked from khaosworks:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[sdelmonte]

Oh, that's easy.

The day I saw you come down the stairs in that dress you and your sister made from the old couch in Lauren's apartment. We went to the cotillion in a fancy coach, and you were voted Belle of the Ball.

[mtgat]

I would, but there's a chandelier involved ...

[lu-beau.livejournal.com]

Remember that time I traveled to New York for a Brunchmeet, and we tried constructing an actual bed launcher? Shame what happened to the test-dummy.

[pleinweb.livejournal.com]

Remember when I made a time machine out of a Delorean, and you went back in time by accident and your father fell in love with you instead of your mother?

Good times.

[kimpire.livejournal.com]

When you held me at gunpoint and demanded I give you forty-five cents and a bottle of shampoo. Was one of the most frightening moments of my life, at least until sdelmonte clocked you over the head from behind with a mustard poultice.

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

Well, um. I gotta tell you, it was actually me, that time someone snuck up behind you when you were rehearsing with Lady Mondegreen and stole your snood.

[camwyn]

Oh, honey, it'd just have to be that time we were waiting in line at Krispy Kreme for them to put the kosher seal on and you actually squee'd out loud when the guy who'd just got up to the counter ordered, because it was Keith David ordering. You didn't even have to look up to identify him.

[braider.livejournal.com]

I rather liked the octapus you wore as a snood. The color changing as it tried to camoflage was pretty cool, though I suppose the whole ink incident when someone snuck up on you was rather unfortunate.

[tinuviel8994.livejournal.com]

When I went to the LARP yesterday, I recognized you immediately and you ran up and gave me a big hug. :)

[antiquated-tory.livejournal.com]

It was that day we dragged the Lucky Lady back in from a rock hunt out in Sector 87. Had nothing to show for it but a hull full of holes and half a kilo of rare earths, not enough to pay for supplies and repairs. Was stomping through the corridors in a foul mood. And then I saw you, at the only Kosher food stand in the Belt. I couldn't understood how modified yeast extract could be Kosher or not, but it sure made me curious enough to come over. You explained the whole business to me, I told you what a crap run I'd had, you gave me the last pickle you'd brought all the way from Brooklyn. Been friends ever since.

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

The time you got to be Fairy Queen for a day and accidentally bopped me on the head with your scepter and turned me into a newt.

...I got better.

[beable]

There was the time when you came up to Ad Astra with Lady Mondegreen, and due to an unfortunate incident in the kitchen involving the sushi platter, the chocolate mints, and the toaster, the entire con had to evacuate the hotel and we stood outside and sang Buffy musical.

[tibicina.livejournal.com]

You always told me never to go into the oubliette, but I did anyway, because I wanted to see what was in there. And now I can never remember anything. Except that.

[genarti]

I'd have to say the time that we finally got that teleportation machine up and running (all too briefly -- I still can't figure out what happened to the flux capacitator to make it explode like that) and went to visit all the Texas and Chicago Brunchers. And then the whole group of us ran amok at the toy store, and not-really-intentionally terrorized all the employees except those perceptive few who joined in. Remember the fort we built entirely out of stuffed monkeys?

[dotsomething.livejournal.com]

The time we rented a rowboat in Central Park. It was only a little overcast, and warm, but when we got to the middle of the lake a fog settled in. We joked about starting out "world tour" and then we spotted an island with open green grass--we tried to land on it because it had a good sandy beach, but couldn't get to it. We got tired rowing, and starting to sing Animaniacs songs to entertain ourselves. Finally, we gave up, went back to the dock. When the fog cleared up, we walked around the lake looking for the island but couldn't find it.

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

I remember standing backstage just glowing with pride when Lady Mondegreen played the Hammersmith Odeon to wrap up their European Tour. You guys were just fantastic!

[stakebait.livejournal.com]

Who says you don't learn from fiction? After we read Tam Lin, we still went roller skating in Low Library, but we wore pads and helmets. :)

It might could happen.

[spritelord.livejournal.com]

It was my first Con and I thought I was extraordinarily brave when I asked a pretty woman what the best stuff to do was. You smiled at me, and pointed out a few things on the schedule. Before long we were talking about stories we'd read and Con's you'd been to. It was as if you had a story about everyone I'd heard of and many more that I hadn't. What felt like a very short time later, you had to go. Finally, when you mentioned a web board where I might fit in I made a (hindsightedly) obvious connection. "Oh, you're mafia!" I exclaimed.

You were really busy for the rest of the time.

[doeeyedbunny.livejournal.com]

You had one too many shots of tequilla and started doing the Mexican Hat Dance on the bar while singing very loundly. Then the bouncers threw us out.

[nightstalker.livejournal.com]

Remeber that time your husband took over the world, and we all begged you to stop him (or at least get us cushy positions in the new regime) and you laughed at us and had us all executed?

Good thing I escaped. Too bad you guys read the entire evil overlord list, it's making it really hard for us to overthrow you.

[batyatoon]

Heh. Yeah. Good times.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

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[eldarwannabe.livejournal.com]

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