Fannish Meme

[batyatoon]

From mtgat. And from cadhla. And from stakebait...
(I'm vulnerable to peer pressure after all; you just have to find the right peers.)

So, here's the memefoo. If my life were a fandom:

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
d. When did I/when will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

Comments

[stakebait.livejournal.com]

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?

sdelmonte. OTP, dammit. :)

b. Who would the slashers pair me with?

That's a tough one, but I'm going with ladymondegreen or mtgat.

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?

Perfect pitch, great singer, witty quoter who always remembers where the quote comes from, can instantly filk and versify and is never at a loss, every sentence she says is snipeable... so, cadhla, basically. Except she'd live closer. :)

d. When did I/when will I jump the shark?

When your teen movie-style makeover reveals long blond hair and a string bikini. :)

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

Caught in the Clone Chain

It turns out, if properly applied, that clever wordplay and near telepathy *can* save the world. At least when combined with great comedic timing and a borrowed steamroller.